Other Fun Stuff About Me!


  • My love of dogs is matched only by my love of ice cream

  • I have a lapel pin collection and I’m not afraid to admit it

  • The only famous person I would ever care to have lunch with is Dolly Parton

  • In November 2020, I was diagnosed with autism and made a podcast about it

  • Ask me about my extremely brief turn as a porn reviewer

  • I really love giving talks and moderating panels and I’ll probably say yes if you ask me to do either

  • After college I worked at a British boarding school where my title was “assistant house mistress”

  • There’s a chance I might be a houseplant hoarder

  • Gay

  • Once I got asked to audition for a movie starring Joaquin Phoenix, but I did not get the part

  • If you mention Pittsburgh (my glorious hometown!) prepare to get an earful about how much I love it

  • My very first job was at a bridal store during prom season

  • I was an athlete in college (lacrosse), which is why I now suffer from aging athlete body

  • Peacocks are the absolute worst